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Month: December 2023
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
A scant three games on offer. (we should be accustomed to this by now) One is a keeper, another is a stinker and the…
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Your Xmas Eve Morning Slate of NFL Football
These ramblings will be as skinny as the games on offer today because we’re opening presents, cooking stuff and then heading out to the…
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Your Saturday Night Open Thread With Bonus Football!
It just doesn’t seem right that Buffalo is in a position whereby they need to win out (and need a bit of help) to…
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Your AFC North Bash-Up Open Thread
Hey, you’re all busy doing that Xmas-y stuff and you need a break just so that you don’t wring some family member’s neck. Sit…
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Boris’ Christmas Eve Writeup
Hey all and welcome to the Christmas Eve slate of games for Sunday! I hope all of you are having a good holiday season…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Sexy Friday – 20231222
TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival – Personal…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Christmas Twin Switch
Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut and Wakezilla’s beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Well, Well, Well, How the Turntables
Happy Friday! Hopefully this week hasn’t dragged on too long for you. I’m in the last weeks of parental leave and I already am…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Can you believe it’s week 16 already? There’s only 48 more regular season games to play, friends. Tidbits: -Chase has been officially ruled out…