Month: December 2023
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I Listened To Every Taylor Swift Album In 7 Days. Here’s What Happened To My Brain
Hi! I’ve been in and out of hibernation for the past several months, which is apparently my new normal. Two months ago I came…
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Wednesday Motivational: Distractions
I stumbled upon a clip of Keyshawn Johnson talking to Michael Irvin about Taylor Swift sinking the Chiefs, a theory advanced by Skip B—…
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Are…Are We Through?: Tuesday Open Thread
So we’re in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Another Game? [wipes brow] Let’s Get This Done.
I finally know what a ’50’s housewife feels like having spent most of the day in the kitchen and scooting snackers the hell away.…
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Your Xmas Day Miracle Upset/Blowout. There Is No In-Between
That’s what the football gods sayeth in what passes for my brain. To The Game! Giants/Eagles: -Dallas dropped the ball yesterday but it doesn’t…
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Triple Header Monday? You Don’t Say! Here. We. Go.
Lot’s of cooking today but I might be able to escape here and look in. Can I get everyone fed and out the door…
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Instant Yuletide Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2023 Season
HO, HO, HO!! Santa Ginger Hammer saved the big goodies for this festive Monday, but we still got to open some socks and cartons…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Right now I’m probably trying to stifle a snide reply to a certain inanity that came out of the mouth of a certain in-law.…
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