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Month: December 2023
#feverdream (198) *Not A* Sponsored Post (634) AFL Beat (278) A Selection Of (364) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (276) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5139) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (168) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (914) futbol (511) Gambling (344) Game Preview (540) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1078) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1070) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (592) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2946) Open Threads (4282) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (703) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (516) STORNG TAEK!!1! (325) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (562) Wumbo Wednesday (181)
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Your (Hopefully and Likely) Penultimate SNF Thread
It seems almost certain we get a Week 18 fixture, since Bills Mafia at LOLfins will be for the AFC East crown. But we…
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This Next Round? It’s On Me
As I said the last time around, “Just the three games with all teams playing? For shame”. To The Games! Steelers/Seahawks: Seattle’s run D,…
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Last Day of the Year? Let’s Watch Some Games
Old men don’t stay up late to slurp champagne this evening. What they do is get up early and write game intros. And complain.…
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Your Saturday Night Special
It’s been a delightful day in the Scotchverse-youngest went out to kill more partridges, wife had a good mid-day snooze and I saw Sillycuse…
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Boris’ Week 17 Writeup
Hey all and welcome to the week 17 writeup! Week 16 was quite brutal. Not only was it mostly a fail in DFS, but…
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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Sexy Friday – 20231229
TGIF! Congrats, you made it to the last Friday of 2023. Hope everyone is enjoying Bowl season. Survival – Personal Edition Today we’re going…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Punching out of 2023
So we’ve made it, the end of the year. Hopefully 2023 was generally good for you, and 2024 continues the good times for you.…
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Your “Gravity Always Wins” Jets-Browns Open Thread
It is hard to fathom The Narrator’s cruelty, sometimes. Most fans of moribund franchises approach the season with glum resignation, knowing that draft picks…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get back on that damn horse, shall we? Minutae: -The Clipboardening: Joining the likes of Cutlets, Wilson, Howell and Ridder on the bench…