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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery
So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend.
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 19 Recap!
This week, the Finals picture got a little more muddied. Port and Sydney are within striking distance as the teams in the bottom of…
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HOW THE F**K YOU DOIN’, BOYS?!?!: Tuesday Open Thread
God DAMN, boys! It’s training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Always check
Hello everyone reading, or in the case of some, pretending to read, my Joycean (lack of talent notwithstanding) flow of consciousness is here again…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Draw The Line
Guten Tag Drones. I barely remembered the draft this weekend, but here we are at 11:05 pm Sunday night throwing words on a computer…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Shawarma 2.0!
Good morning and happy Sunday everyone. Not gonna lie, this past week we had our asses handed to us at work. Some goddamn genius…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Midsummer Miserable Musings – Open Thread
The exciting and sexy teams are our of the Women’s European Euros, so we are back to “square root of fuckall” status. Here is…
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