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Sexy Friday – 20250718

TGIF! As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are…wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual,…

Hooray we made it through another week! This week’s drink comes from my bartender friend who I’ve mentioned here many times before. Another friend…

Even though they lost. I do giggle at their tendency to adjust their ponytails automatically after celebrating a goal. I don’t have that much…

I can’t do heat. Never have been able to handle it. There’s a good reason why NFL football only begins in September; climate change…

No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those…

This week, it was a brutal week in the Tipping Contest. No more all correct picks! Luckily, everyone was on the same boat as…

For those of you watching the MLB All-Star Game right now: I salute you. You have reached a space of complete boredom, achieved ultimate…

Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…

Doing this fat fingeredly on my phone as our Internet is more random than a neuron in the President’s brain. Home run derby, watch…