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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Making Singles, Drinking Doubles
Guten Tag, drones. I stole the title of today’s draft from a compilation from Bloodshot Records which, if you like Americana, Rock and/or Roll,…
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Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.
Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps,…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: For Julia Child. Coq Au Vin!
Good morning and happy midsummer morning to you all. We’ve had a relatively friendly start to the summer heatwise but we’re still dealing with…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Onward, Perverts! Open Thread
Some really beautiful squadrons (Iceland, Belgium) have sadly gone home. But others remain, lining up to eventually be throttled by Spain. Speaking of Spain,…
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Sexy Friday – 20250711
TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning.…
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Request Line: Flings
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are…wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual,…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Matter of Opinion
Hooray for making it through another hot as fuck week. The weather pattern and my phone’s algorithm seemed to sync up this week, as…
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Nunsploitation Thursday-Catch The Excitement!
Why yes, I’ve just begun 1975’s Images In a Convent! I’m beginning my (director) Joe D’Amato phase, as one does when going down these…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
Summer camp is underway. It’s my eighteenth (and final) year of being involved with teaching summer music. I’m four days in and I’m more…