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The Gang Tries to Find FXX On Teevee Box Open Thread

That’s right, fellow chucklefucks – Season 17 premiere is TONITE, 9p EST on FXX. I think it’s 108 or 109 on my cable? Yes,…

This week, we had a lot more perfect weeks in the Tipping Contest. For a moment there, everyone had 8 correct picks! Alas, the…

I was not up to doing last night’s post due to the fact that we lost my buddy Noir, my pet rabbit who thought…

Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…

Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats’ asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and…

Guten Tag drones. This week we draft your favorite flavors of Goldfish crackers. Rikki gave me this idea long ago, but I was worried…

Good evening. I find myself in good spirits. July means training camps, which start in a coupla weeks. Maybe this will be the year…

Good morning DFO! Welcome back. Happy long 4th of July weekend. Seemed like goddamn years we had to wait for the 4th to actually…

I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…

Did Hippo doggone-near forget to write this? YOU BET! We introduce the last group of the Women’s European Euros today. When they got drawn…