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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-1
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Cinq
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Rev as he is stuck dealing with IRL crap and the fact the Bills just blew a…
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Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going…
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Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “Wait. Was I supposed to do something tomorrow?” He muttered to himself, “Aww,…
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25 Questions About…
This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room.…
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The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…
