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Your “Greatest Day in Motorsports” Open Thread
Today is, arguably, one of the greatest days in the calendar year for ‘Murricans. We are smack dab in the middle of a glorious…
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25 Questions About….
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear…
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Your 2017 Indigenous Round Guernseys!
Welcome to a special mid-week edition of the AFL Beat. The Indigenous Round is always one of my favorite Rounds as each team comes…
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Fun with Graphs: A look at the competitiveness of various leagues
So everyone was shocked when the Celtics won a game against the mighty Cleveland Cavaliers ( Jesus, we really must be nearing the end…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 9
We are BACK! And now that our fun quest/saga has concluded nicely with the Goddess in my lovely arms, it is time for me…
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25 Questions About….
Pooping in the middle of the night. As I write this, it is 2:45 AM and I’m sitting on the throne. I specifically woke…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Rounds 7 and 8
So, a lot of things have happened since I last saw you. tWBS rolled into town and raised some hell. I replaced my car.…
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25 Questions About…..
shaving your genitals. Let me back up for a second. On last week’s AFL Beat, I may or may not have mentioned that I…
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Sunday Gravy with Balls: Cooking with Alcohol
As Mr. Yeah Right noted last week, today you get a guest for your Sunday Gravy. And it’s ME! Being an incredibly eligible bachelor…
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25 Questions About ….
babies. In the last two days, our good friends Litre_cola and Sunrisesunrise have been blessed with Deci-litre and lil sunrisesunrisesunrise. I wish them both…