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  • Balls’ Crystal Balls

    December 20, 2016

    There are now two games left in the regular season.  I have gazed lovingly into my crystal balls and they have reciprocated by shooting…

  • Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue

    December 11, 2016

    Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face.  He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the…

  • Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)

    December 10, 2016

    Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell.  Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…

  • Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)

    December 10, 2016

    Author’s Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight.  The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight.…

  • Quotables Week 13 – Results

    December 9, 2016

    You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me.   You all outdid yourselves.  Give yourselves slaps on the…

  • NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story

    December 7, 2016

    The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…

  • Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition

    December 6, 2016

    As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…

  • Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)

    December 6, 2016

    The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles.  The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…

  • Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit

    November 24, 2016

    October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley:  Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…

  • Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping

    November 23, 2016

    I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what…

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