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Balls’ Crystal Balls
There are now two games left in the regular season. I have gazed lovingly into my crystal balls and they have reciprocated by shooting…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue
Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face. He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author’s Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight.…
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Quotables Week 13 – Results
You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit
October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…
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Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping
I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what…
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