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Your Memorial Day Monday Open Thread
A brief soliloquy: All my aunts on my father’s side married US soldiers. There was a NORAD base outside Kirkland Lake, Ontario back in the 1960s.…
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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…
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Your “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” Thursday Open Thread
Oh yeah – it’s time to dust off that dictionary and linguistics degree… …it’s Spelling Bee season again! It’s been going on all day.…
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Your “Super Bowl LV Should’ve Been in Vegas” Wednesday Open Thread
Landing like a wet turd yesterday was the announcement that Atlanta (2019), Miami (2020) and LA (2021) would host Super Bowls LIII, LIV &…
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Your “Catching You Up On Things” Tuesday Open Thread
That was a fun weekend. Road trip! Whale watching! Five-pin bowling & birthday cake! Captain America! I hope Memorial Day holds as much promise…
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Your “This Was A Surprise?” Monday Open Thread
FYI: As one of DFO’s official “Noticers of esoterica”, it’s my job to point out that DFO reached 1500 posts this weekend. And the…
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Your “WHOOOOO!!! FOUR-DAY WEEKEND!!!” Friday Open Thread
Brevity is the soul of wit. Well, Hamlet was a whiny little pissant. “Oh, I want to be king, but my mother married a…
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Your “Pre-Holiday Weekend” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News & Notes: A notion considered hilarious just two years ago, some sites are now projecting the Raiders to win the AFC West.…
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Your “Remember That Thing?” Wednesday Open Thread
I promise no more anti-Toronto ranting today. After hearing about the Cleveland face wash* they received, it’s taken some of the air out of…
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Your “Imagine Every US Network Saying to Root For the Celtics” Tuesday Open Thread
Before my rant, some brief NFL-related news: Fun times in the WIP listening area: Darren Sproles is not attending OTAs because the Eagles dared…