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Kessel Running Mates
This is how I picture Donald Trump surveying the Republican field this afternoon: Lots of people have already made the Cruz-aborting-his-campaign joke, so why repeat…
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Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are…
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Your Primary & Caucus Free Wednesday Open Thread
Super Tuesday is next week. As a Canadian, I expect all of you Americans to get out and vote multiple times, so John Scott…
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Dario Was Robbed! – Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
I think we can all agree that the 2016 Westminster Kennel Club dog show is annual appointment television. [The Open Thread comments last night…
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Go Fuck Yourself, Nelly Furtado!
A quick, partially on-topic aside before I start: if you can, catch the two anthem performances from the NBA All Star game in Toronto…
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Blatant cross-promotion
Hey gang, I’m trying my hand at reviewing movies over on Bring Back Matt. Hopefully, it will encourage others to do the same, because…
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On the Origin of BLEERGH-cies
I was out walking my dog last night, when an angel appeared before me. I mean, it might have been an angel, or it…
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”
FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have…
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The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.
**Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more…
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Pete Carroll Goes Over the Gameplan
Saturday morning, 10:30 AM, Residence Inn Charlotte Uptown, Charlotte, NC Pete Carroll: All right fellas, let’s get the show on the road. Make sure you…