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Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread
(I’ve used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It’s both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn’t working.…
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Your “Calm Before The Storm” Saturday Evening Post
Being Vancouver, the snow that paralyzed us on Wednesday is all but gone by Saturday. The rest of the country may go back to…
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Your “Don’t Hand Me No Lines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: kind of quiet in advance of the games Agent Drew Rosenhaus has conditionally terminated his relationship with Antonio Brown. He has gone…
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Your Wednesday Evening Snow Day Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Panthers LB Luke Kuechly is retiring after eight seasons. Given all the injuries, it’s really been about six actual playing seasons. Which…
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Love Not The Wronger
Sunday morning – a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about…
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Your “Know Your Strengths” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: The Browns have officially hired (now) former Vikings OC Kevin Stefanski as their new head coach. It’s a five-year deal, terms undisclosed.…
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Your “Nothing Lasts Forever But The Earth and Sky” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Well, the league decided to hold off naming the Centennial Hall of Fame class until a special reveal LIVE! on “Good Morning…
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Your “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: In a long, rambling, delusional & highly self-serving Instagram post, Dreamboat says he’ll be playing in 2020. For example: “In both life…
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Your “Feed Me (Richard) Seymour!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: It’s mostly coaching news today: It was, according to PFT, “Love at first sight” between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy. BTW –…
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Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread
This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn’t disappointed with…