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The Friday Evening Pre-Christmas Open Thread Post
Welcome to my last post of the year. I asked Seamus if he wouldn’t mind switching with me, and he readily agreed since it’s…
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Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. “No…
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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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Your “Beautiful At Any Age” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I tried to find a different masthead for tonight, so I went to the well of Americana I tend to dip into, and found…
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Your “Don’t Hurt Yourselves Jumping Off” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL projects that the salary cap will go up next year. Currently at $188.6 million, the league projects the salary cap will…
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Your “Sequels Are Never As Good” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Statement from the New England Patriots. pic.twitter.com/rhXdwVvnr8 — New England Patriots (@Patriots) December 10, 2019 What Florio is already calling “Spygate 2”…
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Your “Expectations & Obligations” Saturday Evening Post
So tonight is WineWife’s Office Christmas party. We’ve all been down that road before – the +1 to a partner’s corporate function. It’s so…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Break out the juice boxes, because Eli Manning is coming back to active duty! Current & future disappointment Daniel Jones is in a…
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Boots On The Ground – Tundra Hunting At Lambeau Field
(This has been ready for a while, but I saved it for a slow #content day, because why step on others’ good writing.) It’s…
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Your “What If You Neither Walk Away Nor Run?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town. Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start,…