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Your “In No Way Was This Prepped Before The Weekend” Christmas Day Open Thread
Any errors in coverage are simply a result of Roger Goodell seeking to ruin my preparation in favour of the Patriots. Game Previews: Pittsburgh…
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Your DFO Christmas Morning Open Thread
Good morning Commentists. It’s your old pal Beerguy here this morning. Since the majority of us are nogging it up this morning, until the…
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Your “Zoinks! I Could Have Sworn The NFL Was On Tonight” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Gosh darn it, Scoob. NFL News: The NFL’s taking people’s money: The Seahawks have been fined $100,000 for not properly observing the concussion protocol…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Oakland Raiders
Honestly, after watching the games this weekend, I really wanted to do the Chargers or the Seahawks. But the Dirt Clippers did themselves with…
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Your “Settling In For Another Cromulent Bowl Matchup” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
A big thanks to tWBS for posting the Open Thread last night. Vancouver got walloped by a wet-snow storm, dropping 2-4 inches before turning…
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Your “Football Every Night From Today Until New Year’s” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
This is tWBS coming to you live from Canadia. Sort of. But no, not really. Apparently, Canadia decided to go all Puerto Rico this…
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Your “All Eras Must End” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: NFL officiating & rules are again in focus this morning: Gene Steratore’s crew in Oakland had two national spotlight moments last night.…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – Wentzylvania Becomes Folesadelphia
As you’ve gleaned, I’ve been away this week. The doctors saw fit to ram another scope up my backside & remove the polyps they…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cincinnati Bengals
Sweet, sweet hatred – I found you at last. For as long as I have been torturing myself (and you) with these articles, I…
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Your “Where’s My Inhaler?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Suspension updates: George Iloka’s has been reduced to a fine. The appeal was based on Brown landing crooked & turning his head…