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Your “Beaten Like A Government Mule!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Well, last night’s game turned into the shitfest most of us feared it would become. Stupid me thought that, with both teams having implications…
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Your “The Official Flavour Of The 2017 NY Giants” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: The expected became fact this morning, as Ben McAdoo & GM Jerry Reese were both fired by the Giants. Reese can claim…
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Your “When You’ve Squandered All You’ve Earned” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, I think I have the mood of the Commentists correct when I say that the only thing we hope for from today’s Conference…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Kansas City Chiefs
Now, I have to admit, it would be relatively easy to have done the Giants again. Soon-to-be-ex-coach McAdoo lit NYC twitter aflame with his…
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Your “Engage Tire Fire Protocol!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jay Cutler has cleared concussion protocol, and will start Sunday versus Denver. The Broncos will counter with (spins wheel) Trevor Siemian. Devonta…
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Your “What’s On Is What’s On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: As was noted last night, and expertly analyzed this morning, Aqib Talib & Michael Crabtree were both suspended two games for their…
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Your “Card Subject To Change” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Pete Carroll confirmed what most of us already knew: Kam Chancellor is not returning in 2017. The neck injury is just too…
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Your “I’m A Juvenile Product of the Working Class” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, I’m guessing Black Friday & Cyber Monday really brings out the Russian bots. I’ve deleted over 150 in the last three days. Most…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Make Room For Seconds?” Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread
As in life, a light menu this evening, in anticipation of the big feast tomorrow. NFL News: Josh Gordon was officially back at…
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Boots On The Ground: A Vacation Before The Camera Goes Up The Arse
So, on November 17th, I was supposed to undergo my second colonoscopy in two months. Because of a previous bout of kidney failure –…