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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Episode III
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Mouth Flies Open: Door Number 2
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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Mouth Flies Open: A DFO Advice Column
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Through Which Open Door Should You Go?
For many fantasy football players that aren’t me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren’t in northern California,…
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Request Line: Ain’t No Party Like a Boat Party Because a Boat Party Floats On
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The studio is a little busier than usual today. A GUEST PRODUCER and DJ 3000 are in the control…
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2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by…
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Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread
Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their…
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Can’t Bear to Say Goodbye
Photo Credit: Bears Twitter As is well known to both Boyz and Men, it is so hard to say goodbye. Apparently that can be…
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Request Line: Things You Maybe Heard Right
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A grizzled old man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the GUEST…