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Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open…
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The Wickersham Man on Eli Manning, Man
As our own ChampagneFellerRoy covered last night, Eli Manning has lost his starting job to Geno Smith. The NFL, much like life in American…
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Some Bears Have to Say Bye–2017 Bears Bye Week Update
Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting…
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2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results
SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys–I mean DFO writers–are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a…
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BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and…
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Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking…
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Your “What Day Is It Today?” Open Thread
This whole week, I haven’t know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC “man,…
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BONUS 25 Questions About…
The HALL OF FAME GAME! Balls already banged out this week’s edition of 25 Questions About… but this is a special BONUS edition since…
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Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview
Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club’s big brothers, as they plodded their way to…