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Deep Analysis of Short Updates
New update section is like twitter, except without the potential to impact an election and/or the approaching end of days.
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2016 NFL Season End Standings, An Exploration
No, not a jazz odyssey, an exploration. Clearly this is not an exclusive club, but I wanted to dig into it further. Just bear…
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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Bye Bye Beary
Los Osos de Chicago entered their week 9 bye week with a DAZZLING record of 2-6, good for last place in the division and…
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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…
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Soldier Field Field Report
As as with most things in life, I’m tardy in bringing this to you. But last week I went to the Bears-Lions game with…
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The Sun Sets in the West
It’s a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth…
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An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors
Open letters are all the rage these days. There’s even the open letter to open letters. Someday soon I’ll write an open letter to…
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To Bear Down or Not To Bear Down
That is the question. At the risk of stating the obvious, football is awesome. The hitting, the strategy, the fresh grass underfoot as your…
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Ain’t No Party Like a 5th of July Party (Open Thread)
It poured in our nation’s capital yesterday, washing out many a bbq and celebration. Despite the weather, the massive “Capitol Fourth” concert PBS broadcasts…