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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven

It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…

I didn’t want to make everyone queasy with a morning picture of aptly named manager Arsene Wenger (or any of their similarly hideous players),…

In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d’ya like me…

I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…

Our second cursed international break is over, and there are several intriguing matchups. Unfortunately, all of the best fixtures are on at the same…

ESPN actually has a pretty good doubleheader tonight! Auburn at Kentucky (7:00, ESPN) Remember when War Damn Eagle was #3 in the country? That…

I thank the good members of the Commentist Party for pointing out what my 2015 Donks are really like – the 2000 Balmer Ratbirds,…

Whoa Nellie! Will we get some perfect 10 games today? The slate doesn’t look too freaking appetizing at first glance, but one never knows.…

This is my way of saying that I am favourably disposed towards the el beisbol Cardinals and the university footy squad of North Carolina…

You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that…