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Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?

Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of…

Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…

I set the DVR for the Oregon/Arizona State 3OT thriller, but screwed up how long past the scheduled end time to go, so I…

Sadly, due to a combination of my own laziness and the demanding mistress that is football heroin addiction…I don’t have the time/energy to produce…

It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…

I didn’t want to make everyone queasy with a morning picture of aptly named manager Arsene Wenger (or any of their similarly hideous players),…

In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d’ya like me…

I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…

Our second cursed international break is over, and there are several intriguing matchups. Unfortunately, all of the best fixtures are on at the same…

ESPN actually has a pretty good doubleheader tonight! Auburn at Kentucky (7:00, ESPN) Remember when War Damn Eagle was #3 in the country? That…