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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…
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I Have No Clever Title – EPL and JV NFL Open Saturday Thread (7 November)
Our calendars turn to November, and sleeping weather starts to kick in. Well, for those of us whose internal clocks allow such things. Enjoy…
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Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?
Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight
Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…
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Spooky EPL and JV NFL Saturday Preview – Be VERY Afraid!!
I set the DVR for the Oregon/Arizona State 3OT thriller, but screwed up how long past the scheduled end time to go, so I…
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Commentist Party Community Discussion – Fargo and The Leftovers, Seasons 2
Sadly, due to a combination of my own laziness and the demanding mistress that is football heroin addiction…I don’t have the time/energy to produce…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven
It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…
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It’s Time to Take Arsenal Seriously and Other 24 October Lesser Footy Matters
I didn’t want to make everyone queasy with a morning picture of aptly named manager Arsene Wenger (or any of their similarly hideous players),…
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Denver Broncos at the Bye – How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Wade Phillips
In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d’ya like me…
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Late Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Six
I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…
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