Author: King Hippo
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Turkeynacht Finale Game Thread
There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers!…
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EPL Returns and Bountiful JV Saturday Preview
The international break is thankfully over and we can have a FULL Saturday of glorious couchbound sloth. Let there be much rejoicing. Today, I…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Ten
Oh, we have seen some herp. And we have seen some derp. But Week Ten was chock full of some truly special stuff. Start…
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The Calm Before the JV NFL Storm
With European footy on another goddamned international break, it’s up to the JV ranks to carry us through this mid-November Saturday. And we are…
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Best 13th teh Friday Treat Ever
Holy fucking shit, people. I knew this was coming at some point this fall/winter, but TODAY IS THE DAY. The second coming (of sorts)…
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NOBYL Prize Update and Week 9 Nominations
There was a pitched battle, but I am narrowly giving the Week 8 initial NOBYL Prize to the epically derpy Ted Ginn (seen above,…
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Sunday Naughty Boy Update
As the picture notes, Discipline Daddy is back in town! Aqib Talib has been suspended for the upcoming home game against the Kansas City…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…
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I Have No Clever Title – EPL and JV NFL Open Saturday Thread (7 November)
Our calendars turn to November, and sleeping weather starts to kick in. Well, for those of us whose internal clocks allow such things. Enjoy…
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