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JV NFL Preview – Food Coma Recovery Friday Special Edition
I trust that everyone enjoyed their NFL heroin and their food comas, yes? And now tis time to recover, with our leftovers, shame, and…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Bonus Thanksgiving Edition
Oh glory of glories, to bear witness to a full Thursday of turkey day footy. SO MUCH NFC EAST to digest. No wonder we…
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Turkeynacht Finale Game Thread
There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers!…
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EPL Returns and Bountiful JV Saturday Preview
The international break is thankfully over and we can have a FULL Saturday of glorious couchbound sloth. Let there be much rejoicing. Today, I…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Ten
Oh, we have seen some herp. And we have seen some derp. But Week Ten was chock full of some truly special stuff. Start…
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The Calm Before the JV NFL Storm
With European footy on another goddamned international break, it’s up to the JV ranks to carry us through this mid-November Saturday. And we are…
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Best 13th teh Friday Treat Ever
Holy fucking shit, people. I knew this was coming at some point this fall/winter, but TODAY IS THE DAY. The second coming (of sorts)…
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NOBYL Prize Update and Week 9 Nominations
There was a pitched battle, but I am narrowly giving the Week 8 initial NOBYL Prize to the epically derpy Ted Ginn (seen above,…
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Sunday Naughty Boy Update
As the picture notes, Discipline Daddy is back in town! Aqib Talib has been suspended for the upcoming home game against the Kansas City…