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The Calm Before the JV NFL Storm
With European footy on another goddamned international break, it’s up to the JV ranks to carry us through this mid-November Saturday. And we are…
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Best 13th teh Friday Treat Ever
Holy fucking shit, people. I knew this was coming at some point this fall/winter, but TODAY IS THE DAY. The second coming (of sorts)…
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NOBYL Prize Update and Week 9 Nominations
There was a pitched battle, but I am narrowly giving the Week 8 initial NOBYL Prize to the epically derpy Ted Ginn (seen above,…
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Sunday Naughty Boy Update
As the picture notes, Discipline Daddy is back in town! Aqib Talib has been suspended for the upcoming home game against the Kansas City…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…
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I Have No Clever Title – EPL and JV NFL Open Saturday Thread (7 November)
Our calendars turn to November, and sleeping weather starts to kick in. Well, for those of us whose internal clocks allow such things. Enjoy…
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Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?
Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight
Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…
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Spooky EPL and JV NFL Saturday Preview – Be VERY Afraid!!
I set the DVR for the Oregon/Arizona State 3OT thriller, but screwed up how long past the scheduled end time to go, so I…
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Commentist Party Community Discussion – Fargo and The Leftovers, Seasons 2
Sadly, due to a combination of my own laziness and the demanding mistress that is football heroin addiction…I don’t have the time/energy to produce…