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Hippo Thoughts – Week 13

Oh wow, that was glorious. Week 13 reminded us why we love this shit, warts and all. Exciting games, comebacks, REALLY unexpected stuff, back…

Welcome once again to all things Lesser Footy! I have no idea if/how to incorporate the coming exhibition games into this format, or whether…

Wow, there were some shitty games to close out Thanksgiving Weekend. Fortunately, my mother never taught me “if you can’t come up with something…

Take a breath and really enjoy it, as it’s the last true cornucopia day – a full slate of all thing footy. Try not…

I trust that everyone enjoyed their NFL heroin and their food comas, yes? And now tis time to recover, with our leftovers, shame, and…

Oh glory of glories, to bear witness to a full Thursday of turkey day footy. SO MUCH NFC EAST to digest. No wonder we…

There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be…

Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers!…

The international break is thankfully over and we can have a FULL Saturday of glorious couchbound sloth. Let there be much rejoicing. Today, I…

Oh, we have seen some herp. And we have seen some derp. But Week Ten was chock full of some truly special stuff. Start…