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Rednecks Galore JV National Championship Preview/Game Thread
Yes, the long winter of our discontent draws nigh. Wild Card, Bitches! weekend is past, and tonight ends the JV season. Remember, down the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – NFC Wild Card Edition
The games were better, the results were not. In Ice Bowl 2: Electric (Bench) Boogaloo, the SeaTruthers did absolutely fuckall for 50+ minutes of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – AFC Wildcard Edition
Well…that kind of blew all the goats in Pakistan, didn’t it? Turns out the Texans really didn’t belong in the tournament after all. And…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17
So much sadness – the regular season comes to an end. The playoffs remain, sure. But the onsalught for the senses of a full…
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2016’s First EPL and JV Footy Saturday Preview
Did everybody enjoy all the shitty blowouts yesterday? That’s not even counting those of you who encountered “day after” gastrointestinal distress ,, smgdh. Fortunately,…
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Hangover Delight JV Exhibitions Preview
I will speak softly, presuming all are hungover and depressed at the prospects of the pending Clemson/Bama national final. Anyway, these are today’s exhibitions.…
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Welcome Back EPL Saturday! Preview
As perhaps 2 or 3 Commentist Party members may have noticed, there was no Saturday morning thread last week, thanks to the Premier League…
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National Semifinals (and Prelude Exhibition) Preview
I drove into my downtown office this morning, and even though I don’t live in a REAL city…twas quickly reminded of how much I…
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30 December JV Footy Exhibitions Preview
Good morning/afternoon, all! I shirked work and slept like the dead (thanks, extended release muscle relaxers!) to celebrate U*NC’s delightful ass pounding last night.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16
Hey, that weird shit all totally happened. Not a fever dream or acid flashback, that I can gather. First, let us go back to…