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Welcome Back EPL Saturday! Preview
As perhaps 2 or 3 Commentist Party members may have noticed, there was no Saturday morning thread last week, thanks to the Premier League…
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National Semifinals (and Prelude Exhibition) Preview
I drove into my downtown office this morning, and even though I don’t live in a REAL city…twas quickly reminded of how much I…
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30 December JV Footy Exhibitions Preview
Good morning/afternoon, all! I shirked work and slept like the dead (thanks, extended release muscle relaxers!) to celebrate U*NC’s delightful ass pounding last night.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16
Hey, that weird shit all totally happened. Not a fever dream or acid flashback, that I can gather. First, let us go back to…
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Boxing Day is Here! EPL and More University Footy Exhibitions
For the uninitiated, the EPL always features a full slate of games on the day after Christmas, which the Brits call “Boxing Day.” This…
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Hippo Thoughts – Week 15
These be all half-hearted again, as Denver shit the second half bed even more mightily this week, losing the 2nd half 21-0 in Yinzburgh.…
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Mid-Afternoon Week 15 Five Spot Game Thread
Stupid window crashed on me and I am typing this for a second time. Like it was even very good the first time, for…
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JV NFL Exhibitions Kick Off! and EPL Marches Onward Open Thread
Are you ready for some glorified exhibition university footy? It could be better. It should be better. We are in the semifinal round of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14
Remember how glorious Week 13 was? Well, this was pretty much the exact opposite. BOO THIS WEEK. I will get the elephant in the…
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Just the EPL Sad and Lonely Weekend Preview
Yes, the weekend has finally come when I have no JV NFL to preview. The world is colder and more barren than usual. And…