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No Clever Title EPL Preview
I am de-motivated as fuck. This would be Derby Day, but the fucking Redshite are in the League Cup final against City, so the…
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Cure Your VD Woes With Heavy Doses of EPL!
As you likely know, it’s a phony-assed Big Greeting Card holiday this weekend. So, instead of paying exorbitant prices for half-dead flowers (welcome to…
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Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)
Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts…the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively “white hat” teams face off for the Lombardi, and it’s…
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Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview
Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Edition
Bear with me, folks. I am REALLY crunk. This has almost happened before. The Hippo Bowl. My favourite team, since I was two years…
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Everton/Swansea and Arsenal/Chelski Match Thread
Just something to tide you over until somebody else wakes up and starts loading some GET HYPE! material.
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EPL “Calm Before Conference Championship Sunday Storm” Preview
Greetings, various iced and snowed in Commentist Party members! And those who aren’t part of my East Coast biased world ,, smh. Let the…
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Wednesdays Suck Open Thread
I have no scientific evidence to back this up, but consistently in my life, bad shit disproportionately happens on Wednesday. I do not make…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 17 January Divisional Games
Holy fucking shit, I need a cigarette. Or more my style, a pipe chock full of opium. Did God decide to take the Sabbath…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 16 January Divisional Games
Saturday’s theme? Coaching dumbfuckery. Don’t worry, there was more than enough to go around. Andy Reid did every Andy Reid thing in the Andy…