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Better Know A Region – East Preview
Enjoy these whilst they are sentient. I have a doctor’s appointment at 1pm, and given that I am coughing up a lung (at least…
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FA Cup Quarterfinals/Abbreviated EPL Schedule Preview
Finally, there is no way around it. I have to talk about the FA Cup. We are now in the quarterfinal round, which is…
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Contenders Keep Stumbling – EPL Destiny Update/Weekend Preview
After the standings tightened last weekend, the midweek fixtures loomed very large. Of the three main contenders, only Leicester played Tuesday…and managed only a…
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No Clever Title EPL Preview
I am de-motivated as fuck. This would be Derby Day, but the fucking Redshite are in the League Cup final against City, so the…
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Cure Your VD Woes With Heavy Doses of EPL!
As you likely know, it’s a phony-assed Big Greeting Card holiday this weekend. So, instead of paying exorbitant prices for half-dead flowers (welcome to…
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Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)
Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts…the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively “white hat” teams face off for the Lombardi, and it’s…
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Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview
Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Edition
Bear with me, folks. I am REALLY crunk. This has almost happened before. The Hippo Bowl. My favourite team, since I was two years…
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Everton/Swansea and Arsenal/Chelski Match Thread
Just something to tide you over until somebody else wakes up and starts loading some GET HYPE! material.
