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Morning Placeholder Thread (Donks Offseason Musings)
God help me, rationalization is a powerful thing. But I have started to see John Elway’s 3-D chess moves come together in my head,…
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Better Know A Region – West Preview
Jim Morrison once said “The west is the best” but he’s been dead a long time, and the fuck he knew about bracketology anyway?…
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Better Know A Region – Midwest Preview
Tony Bennett would like to take this oppotunity to talk about Jeebus for the next 45 seconds, before the standard litany of coaching cliches.…
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Better Know A Region – South Preview
Churning out another one pre-doctor visit. WOO! Overview Yay, as I walk in the Region of Death. I shall fear no evil, for at…
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Better Know A Region – East Preview
Enjoy these whilst they are sentient. I have a doctor’s appointment at 1pm, and given that I am coughing up a lung (at least…
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FA Cup Quarterfinals/Abbreviated EPL Schedule Preview
Finally, there is no way around it. I have to talk about the FA Cup. We are now in the quarterfinal round, which is…
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Contenders Keep Stumbling – EPL Destiny Update/Weekend Preview
After the standings tightened last weekend, the midweek fixtures loomed very large. Of the three main contenders, only Leicester played Tuesday…and managed only a…
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No Clever Title EPL Preview
I am de-motivated as fuck. This would be Derby Day, but the fucking Redshite are in the League Cup final against City, so the…
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Cure Your VD Woes With Heavy Doses of EPL!
As you likely know, it’s a phony-assed Big Greeting Card holiday this weekend. So, instead of paying exorbitant prices for half-dead flowers (welcome to…
