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Down the Stretch They Come! EPL Weekend Preview
Now that our last dumb-assed international break is over, it’s nut-cuttin’ time for sure. And only one story is really worth following anymore –…
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Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Sunday Edition)
Yes, I’m recycling the picture. I don’t care enough about today’s games to try very hard. Take it out of my paycheck. 10MW Syracuse…
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Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Saturday Edition)
Oh, this is an unflavored ice milk kind of tournament, no doubt. So without further ado…your first set of Flacco Eight matchups. 2W Oklahoma…
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Sweet Sixteen Part Deux (Dead Jeebus Day Edition)
To share a story my mother likes to tell about my weirdo childhood, she asked then 6-ish year old me “Why did Jesus die?”…
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Sweet Sixteen Thursday Preview/Game Thread
Sweet madre de Christ, did anyone else have these donuts in the local grocery store growing up? What a cherished, delicious binge and shame…
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Awaking From the Basketball Coma (Sunday No-Funday Preview)
The last day of the coma is always such a bummer, because all I can think about is how close to being over it…
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Basketball Coma Methadone – Saturday Shakes Edition
Only 8 games today. It’s like being behing the Iron Curtain, da, comrades? Anyway, CBS even gets all crafty, trying to sneak their “white…
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An EPL Return to Normalcy (Except Leicester Still in First)
In case you want a very brief respite from basketball (for fuck’s sake, don’t do anything insane like go outside or talk to your…
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Basketball Coma – Friday Night (Almost Finished!)
Remember that scene in “The Great Outdoors” where John Candy is trying to eat that 96-oz steak (one has to suspend disbelief and pretend…
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Basketball Coma – Friday Afternoon Edition
MOAR Arkansas-Little Rocks, amirite?? Please, in the name of BLEERGH? 10MW Syracuse vs. 7MW Dayton (12:15, CBS) PRO TIP (and you should DEFINITELY listen…