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Basketball Coma Methadone – Saturday Shakes Edition
Only 8 games today. It’s like being behing the Iron Curtain, da, comrades? Anyway, CBS even gets all crafty, trying to sneak their “white…
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An EPL Return to Normalcy (Except Leicester Still in First)
In case you want a very brief respite from basketball (for fuck’s sake, don’t do anything insane like go outside or talk to your…
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Basketball Coma – Friday Night (Almost Finished!)
Remember that scene in “The Great Outdoors” where John Candy is trying to eat that 96-oz steak (one has to suspend disbelief and pretend…
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Basketball Coma – Friday Afternoon Edition
MOAR Arkansas-Little Rocks, amirite?? Please, in the name of BLEERGH? 10MW Syracuse vs. 7MW Dayton (12:15, CBS) PRO TIP (and you should DEFINITELY listen…
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Basketball Coma – Thursday Evening Edition
Oh well, brackets are dead. Now, we can excise our souls of filthy lucre, and focus on the purity of hate. 14S Buffalo vs.…
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Basketball Coma – Thursday Afternoon Edition
I have taken this day off work as long as I can remember, and hell…I am genuinely sick this year. Just hope I don’t…
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Morning Placeholder Thread (Donks Offseason Musings)
God help me, rationalization is a powerful thing. But I have started to see John Elway’s 3-D chess moves come together in my head,…
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Better Know A Region – West Preview
Jim Morrison once said “The west is the best” but he’s been dead a long time, and the fuck he knew about bracketology anyway?…
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Better Know A Region – Midwest Preview
Tony Bennett would like to take this oppotunity to talk about Jeebus for the next 45 seconds, before the standard litany of coaching cliches.…
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Better Know A Region – South Preview
Churning out another one pre-doctor visit. WOO! Overview Yay, as I walk in the Region of Death. I shall fear no evil, for at…