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Last Chance to Crash the Leicester Party

A soul-crushing performance at The Stadium of Light (cool name, bruh) brings our Foxy Footy palz right to the doorstop. They didn’t even need…

The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence…

#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS) In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s…

Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it’s the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic…

Now that our last dumb-assed international break is over, it’s nut-cuttin’ time for sure. And only one story is really worth following anymore –…

Yes, I’m recycling the picture. I don’t care enough about today’s games to try very hard. Take it out of my paycheck. 10MW Syracuse…

Oh, this is an unflavored ice milk kind of tournament, no doubt. So without further ado…your first set of Flacco Eight matchups. 2W Oklahoma…

To share a story my mother likes to tell about my weirdo childhood, she asked then 6-ish year old me “Why did Jesus die?”…

Sweet madre de Christ, did anyone else have these donuts in the local grocery store growing up? What a cherished, delicious binge and shame…

The last day of the coma is always such a bummer, because all I can think about is how close to being over it…