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FA Cup Final Open Thread
Big Boy Fox has you covered, pre-game at Noon EST, kickoff 12:30. Dunno whether Gus Johnson and his miscast-for-lesser-footy enthusiasm will be announcing again…
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A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can.…
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Pointless EPL Weekend WOO!
Huzzah FOAR Foxy Footy, your 2015-16 English Premier League champions!! Thanks to Chelski rallying from a 2-nil halftime deficit to draw Spurs, the title…
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AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!
Welcome to DFO’s initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World…
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Foxy Footy’s Crowning Weekend? Plus Rounds 4-7!
As an Evertonian, I’m up early today mostly to boo. Plus I have to wake up kids and drive them around for various school-related…
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No Raging Semi FOAR the FA Cup No Mo (smh)
Above is Ramiro Funes Mori, grabbing the badge. That’s all well and good…except it’s in the midst of a 4-nil loss to the Redshite,…
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Last Chance to Crash the Leicester Party
A soul-crushing performance at The Stadium of Light (cool name, bruh) brings our Foxy Footy palz right to the doorstop. They didn’t even need…
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EPL Weekend, To Cure What Fer Ails Ya
The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence…
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Basketball Finally Ends – Pray to This Man
#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS) In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s…
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Operation Stop the Asshole Cheaters (Final Four Preview/Game Thread)
Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it’s the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic…