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Better Late Than NEVAR – It’s a VON MILLER Saturday!!! Open Thread
Talk amongst yourselves about whatever, but all I can say (yes I am fine wth $70M guaranteed, did you fucking watch Superb Owl L…
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Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)
This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma…
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UEFA Euros Preview – Belgium
As the above-pictured Romelu Lukaku (Everton WOO!!!!) goal may remind you, Belgium are the side that took out los Estados Unidos in the Round…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Chile
Bienvenidos! Yes, I tried to spell that myself first, and really fucked it up. I am here to talk about the Lesser Footy hipsters…
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FA Cup Final Open Thread
Big Boy Fox has you covered, pre-game at Noon EST, kickoff 12:30. Dunno whether Gus Johnson and his miscast-for-lesser-footy enthusiasm will be announcing again…
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A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can.…
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Pointless EPL Weekend WOO!
Huzzah FOAR Foxy Footy, your 2015-16 English Premier League champions!! Thanks to Chelski rallying from a 2-nil halftime deficit to draw Spurs, the title…
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AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!
Welcome to DFO’s initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World…
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Foxy Footy’s Crowning Weekend? Plus Rounds 4-7!
As an Evertonian, I’m up early today mostly to boo. Plus I have to wake up kids and drive them around for various school-related…
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No Raging Semi FOAR the FA Cup No Mo (smh)
Above is Ramiro Funes Mori, grabbing the badge. That’s all well and good…except it’s in the midst of a 4-nil loss to the Redshite,…