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Deciding the ACC on 1 October and Other Lesser Footy Matters
Yes, this statement is certainly true if Lamar! (pictured above) runs train on Clemson, as he did on FSU. Otherwise, it may be a…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts FOAR Week 3, 2016
Week 3 brought us multiple safeties, and multiple fat guy TDs. It was fun that way. It was also plenty surprising, as we will…
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Late Night DAK! vs. Hoyer Country Game Thread
Well…who ya got? Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother.…
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Pinch Hitting Late Games Post
Apologies for the brevity and the lack of scotchy-level humour and insight… Rams at Bucs (4:05, Fox) Rapey Jameis and palz host the team…
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Everton on City’s Heels? BUHLEE DAT!! /plus bad JV “action” smh
I had two more macro observations on the EPL season. First, if’n you take a gander at the table, everyone is right where a…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2016
Hey howdy there! We sure did get some exciting (and derpy!) footballing this past Sunday, did we not? BLEERGH be praised. Remember Lawrence Taylor…
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Third Place Everton and Lamar! (Plus Other Minor Things Previewed)
Pictured is Ronald Koeman, in a rare smiling pose. Despite being unbeaten on the young season (with three wins on the bounce, after humiliating…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2016
Yes, football is back and our lives, shitty as they may be, finally feel complete again. Huzzah! Speaking of life, one wonders why philosophers,…
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Enjoy Thine First EPL/JV NFL Combo Platter of 2016
Fuck you, you KNOW you can/will/do always take an extra helping. /before writing this, set my DVR for Syracuse/Maryland Friday Night ACC craptacular, to…
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JV NFL Methadone Window is OPEN!!
Yes, my friends, ESPN is #branding this as the bestest gosh darned opening weekend you ever did see…but for reals, that is really more…