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JV NFL and Hurricane Matthew Say HAI to October Proper

We have yet another dumb-assed international break (right after Spurs beat City to finally create some intrigue at the top of the table), so…

It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…

Yes, this statement is certainly true if Lamar! (pictured above) runs train on Clemson, as he did on FSU. Otherwise, it may be a…

Week 3 brought us multiple safeties, and multiple fat guy TDs. It was fun that way. It was also plenty surprising, as we will…

Well…who ya got? Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother.…

Apologies for the brevity and the lack of scotchy-level humour and insight… Rams at Bucs (4:05, Fox) Rapey Jameis and palz host the team…

I had two more macro observations on the EPL season. First, if’n you take a gander at the table, everyone is right where a…

Hey howdy there! We sure did get some exciting (and derpy!) footballing this past Sunday, did we not? BLEERGH be praised. Remember Lawrence Taylor…

Pictured is Ronald Koeman, in a rare smiling pose. Despite being unbeaten on the young season (with three wins on the bounce, after humiliating…

Yes, football is back and our lives, shitty as they may be, finally feel complete again. Huzzah! Speaking of life, one wonders why philosophers,…