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Everton on City’s Heels? BUHLEE DAT!! /plus bad JV “action” smh
I had two more macro observations on the EPL season. First, if’n you take a gander at the table, everyone is right where a…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2016
Hey howdy there! We sure did get some exciting (and derpy!) footballing this past Sunday, did we not? BLEERGH be praised. Remember Lawrence Taylor…
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Third Place Everton and Lamar! (Plus Other Minor Things Previewed)
Pictured is Ronald Koeman, in a rare smiling pose. Despite being unbeaten on the young season (with three wins on the bounce, after humiliating…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2016
Yes, football is back and our lives, shitty as they may be, finally feel complete again. Huzzah! Speaking of life, one wonders why philosophers,…
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Enjoy Thine First EPL/JV NFL Combo Platter of 2016
Fuck you, you KNOW you can/will/do always take an extra helping. /before writing this, set my DVR for Syracuse/Maryland Friday Night ACC craptacular, to…
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JV NFL Methadone Window is OPEN!!
Yes, my friends, ESPN is #branding this as the bestest gosh darned opening weekend you ever did see…but for reals, that is really more…
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EPL Tigers By the Tail? (plus MOAR Litre_Cola Previewing)
Week Three is here, and only four teams remain perfect at the top. City, United, Chelski…and HULL. Perhaps the most dysfunctional side in all…
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Wading Toward a Repeat?
Yes, it is my great pride and privilege to recap your 2017, DEFENDING SUPERB OWL L CHAMPION (nevar gets old saying that) Denver Broncos.…
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EPL Week Two – Prepare to Embrace the Suck (and Special Litre_Cola Flavoured Treat!)
Yeah, like everyone predicted…week one revealed all the assholes with money to be good. The only real surprise was dreadful Hull winning at Leicester,…
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Welcome to the (Barely Televised) New EPL Season!
As you know, our friends at Foxy Footy hoisted the trophy last season. Without exception, every single media outlet and independent prognosticator (that I…