King Hippo – Page 90 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Holy Cats, Are City…Mortal? and Other Lesser Footy Matters

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS, PEP! 1 point out of a possible 6? Drawing at home to fucking Everton (no ofence)? But…

Be warned – I feel like shit physically, and am still uber depressed from JV Saturday. Kinda mailing it in this week. Fleeting hope…

You want, nay, DEMAND wake until passout Lesser Footy…and by gum, you gets it today. Sometimes the breakfast fixture is worth skipping, but Chelski…

And then, there was one. HAI, Minny!! Well, I guess we could awkwardly wave to Factory too, but…let’s not and say we did? I…

We have yet another dumb-assed international break (right after Spurs beat City to finally create some intrigue at the top of the table), so…

It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…

Yes, this statement is certainly true if Lamar! (pictured above) runs train on Clemson, as he did on FSU. Otherwise, it may be a…

Week 3 brought us multiple safeties, and multiple fat guy TDs. It was fun that way. It was also plenty surprising, as we will…

Well…who ya got? Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother.…

Apologies for the brevity and the lack of scotchy-level humour and insight… Rams at Bucs (4:05, Fox) Rapey Jameis and palz host the team…