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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2016

Well, I don’t know what gets much scarier than what happened to Donks cult hero Wade Phillips on the sideline of what was otherwise…

Oh yeah, we is going full 80s cheese mode to illustrate the Man City/Arseholes/Shite three way currently in progress, with Chelski and Spurs jacking…

This weekend came and went. I didn’t particularly enjoy it, and the Donks still can make things worse with a MNF shitshow. I am…

Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all? Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC) After a dominant…

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS, PEP! 1 point out of a possible 6? Drawing at home to fucking Everton (no ofence)? But…

Be warned – I feel like shit physically, and am still uber depressed from JV Saturday. Kinda mailing it in this week. Fleeting hope…

You want, nay, DEMAND wake until passout Lesser Footy…and by gum, you gets it today. Sometimes the breakfast fixture is worth skipping, but Chelski…

And then, there was one. HAI, Minny!! Well, I guess we could awkwardly wave to Factory too, but…let’s not and say we did? I…

We have yet another dumb-assed international break (right after Spurs beat City to finally create some intrigue at the top of the table), so…

It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…