King Hippo – Page 89 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

EPL Only Saturday – Embracing the Void

As a reminder, here are The Dead Milkmen… On the pitch, we get things started by ruining my weekend straight away, and right early…

Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn’t it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from…

Sometimes, I really have a hard time getting out of bed, even with a full day of footy lying ahead. It is very easy…

Christ, the Denver game sucked. Turns out you can’t really play without a right tackle. Or sentient special teamers. You can only fuck yourself…

You can take the states of Meeeechigan and Ohio and use them exclusively for nuclear waste storage for all I care. Oh, and I…

Due to family bullshit, much of my coverage was radio, and my TAEKS are evens less informed than usual. Caveat emptor. Oh, and HAPPY…

Like, literally. And Mile High Sanchize ain’t comin’ through that door, he’s fat, dumb, and happy as the Future NFC Champion Dallas Cowboys’ backup…

First of all – fuck the world, and fuck humanity. Extinction is coming, and we will totes deserve it. Until that sweet day of…

Everything still sucks out loud and should be set on fire. It will all be ablaze soon enough, and Lesser Footy exists to hopefully…

I have no words nor fucks left to give. Games of note: Baylor at Oklahoma (Noon, ABC/ESPN2) Scoring. Kentucky at Tennessee (Noon, SECN) Wildcats…