King Hippo – Page 89 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Denver at the 2016 Bye (No Ofence)

Like, literally. And Mile High Sanchize ain’t comin’ through that door, he’s fat, dumb, and happy as the Future NFC Champion Dallas Cowboys’ backup…

First of all – fuck the world, and fuck humanity. Extinction is coming, and we will totes deserve it. Until that sweet day of…

Everything still sucks out loud and should be set on fire. It will all be ablaze soon enough, and Lesser Footy exists to hopefully…

I have no words nor fucks left to give. Games of note: Baylor at Oklahoma (Noon, ABC/ESPN2) Scoring. Kentucky at Tennessee (Noon, SECN) Wildcats…

I am not having a good year. Everything after Superb Owl L has been a slip and slide made of bile and vomitus. So…

Fuck it, I am lazy and depressive by nature. My Lesser Footy sides have ass kickings coming their way, too. We get a rare…

Well, I don’t know what gets much scarier than what happened to Donks cult hero Wade Phillips on the sideline of what was otherwise…

Oh yeah, we is going full 80s cheese mode to illustrate the Man City/Arseholes/Shite three way currently in progress, with Chelski and Spurs jacking…

This weekend came and went. I didn’t particularly enjoy it, and the Donks still can make things worse with a MNF shitshow. I am…

Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all? Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC) After a dominant…