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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2016
Forgive me if I am curt with my analysis, my head hurts like it’s on fire, and the WORST of the barometric pressure changes…
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Mailing One In FOAR Terrible Bowl Season’s Kickoff
Does your College Bowl “Confidence Pool” count the “Heritage Bowl” between Grambling and NC Central? Mine fucking does. Raise your fists proudly and pretend…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2016
The Day of the Dead came a little late this year, eh? We’ll never forget you, TannyFanny. So very GIF-able. Does that mean we…
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EPL Only Saturday – Embracing the Void
As a reminder, here are The Dead Milkmen… On the pitch, we get things started by ruining my weekend straight away, and right early…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2016
Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn’t it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from…
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Hippo Salutes Leighton Baines, Bedlam, and Other Lesser Footy Nonsense
Sometimes, I really have a hard time getting out of bed, even with a full day of footy lying ahead. It is very easy…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2016
Christ, the Denver game sucked. Turns out you can’t really play without a right tackle. Or sentient special teamers. You can only fuck yourself…
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“Fuck the Midwest” Edition – Weekend Lesser Footy Preview
You can take the states of Meeeechigan and Ohio and use them exclusively for nuclear waste storage for all I care. Oh, and I…
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Shitsgiving Mini-Thoughts and Day After JV Preview
Due to family bullshit, much of my coverage was radio, and my TAEKS are evens less informed than usual. Caveat emptor. Oh, and HAPPY…