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Lesser Footy – A Raging Semi FOAR NYE!!
There are a smattering of Premiership games this morning, with Manure hosting 15th position Middlesbrough (10:00, NBCSN) getting feature treatment. Leicester/West Ham and Chelsea/Stoke…
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Lazy Wednesday JV NFL Open Thread
Embrace the nothingness with these fine fixtures: Pinstripe Bowl – Pitt vs. Northwestern (2:00, ESPN) The Mildcats are going to honor alum Craig Sager…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Boxing Day Edition (with Lesser Footy Previews)
Holy crap, NFL Network’s decision to turn a mild Christmas Sunday afternoon into Thursday Night magically transformed its usual fetid product, on a scale…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Shitsmas 2016 Edition
Holy fuck, that was an intense Christmas Eve afternoon, eh? Makes me kinda wish cigarettes did anything for me, so I could have one…
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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2016
Forgive me if I am curt with my analysis, my head hurts like it’s on fire, and the WORST of the barometric pressure changes…
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Mailing One In FOAR Terrible Bowl Season’s Kickoff
Does your College Bowl “Confidence Pool” count the “Heritage Bowl” between Grambling and NC Central? Mine fucking does. Raise your fists proudly and pretend…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2016
The Day of the Dead came a little late this year, eh? We’ll never forget you, TannyFanny. So very GIF-able. Does that mean we…
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EPL Only Saturday – Embracing the Void
As a reminder, here are The Dead Milkmen… On the pitch, we get things started by ruining my weekend straight away, and right early…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2016
Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn’t it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from…