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Welcoming Back Lesser Footy WITHOUT Claudio Ranieri
Yes, footy will definitely be way less foxy without his grinning face on the sidelines. Leicester remain alive in the Champions League (despite a…
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Wake the Fuck Up to Lesser Footy!!
Original Art randomly left on the counter by one of my kids mid-week. Seemed fitting enough, FFS. No matches next week, so these’ll have…
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Lesser Footy – The Battle FOAR Europe
No, this is not about which will be the next domino to fall to Putin’s “information war” fascism (thank fuck). Chelsea hosts 3rd position…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Sunday (2016 Season)
Unfortunately for the portly folk of greater Wisconsin, the Superb Owl was not in fact played last weekend. THIS weekend, Green Bay put on…
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Lesser Footy to Ease the Suffering
Day Two of living under the First Reich. Assuming we are not yet dead, here are the fixtures we shall use to kill off…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!
Yes, folks, it’s the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we’uns a client state…
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Returning From A Frightful Lesser and Greater Footy Weekend
Let’s DO BETTER, shall we? Things kick off bright and early Saturday (7:30, NBCSN), with 3rd position Spurs hosting surprisingly pesky West Brom. The…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Edition
I saw no need FOAR a special Sunday morning edition, and hoped that Day Two would bring a marked improvement. Shit in one hand,…
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FA Cup Starts in Earnest, No Everton/Foxy Footy TV??
Way to go, 2017. As of this writing, Fox Sports Go is all borken (won’t let me log in under my cable login or…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2016 Season (and Lesser Footy Preview of Sorts)
2016, the year of many unspeakable things, is dead. And with it NFL regulation time. As one can see, the conferences have neatly cleaved…