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“All Things Cancelled” Lesser Footy Thread
Unless you are interested in the FA Cup quarterfinals (which has caused the rash of cancellations), there ain’t much going on. I have little…
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Lesser Footy Before the Madness
Yes, it’s almost time to be consumed with our office pools and the like. But first, there is some unfinished business in the Prem…
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Welcoming Back Lesser Footy WITHOUT Claudio Ranieri
Yes, footy will definitely be way less foxy without his grinning face on the sidelines. Leicester remain alive in the Champions League (despite a…
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Wake the Fuck Up to Lesser Footy!!
Original Art randomly left on the counter by one of my kids mid-week. Seemed fitting enough, FFS. No matches next week, so these’ll have…
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Lesser Footy – The Battle FOAR Europe
No, this is not about which will be the next domino to fall to Putin’s “information war” fascism (thank fuck). Chelsea hosts 3rd position…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Sunday (2016 Season)
Unfortunately for the portly folk of greater Wisconsin, the Superb Owl was not in fact played last weekend. THIS weekend, Green Bay put on…
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Lesser Footy to Ease the Suffering
Day Two of living under the First Reich. Assuming we are not yet dead, here are the fixtures we shall use to kill off…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!
Yes, folks, it’s the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we’uns a client state…
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Returning From A Frightful Lesser and Greater Footy Weekend
Let’s DO BETTER, shall we? Things kick off bright and early Saturday (7:30, NBCSN), with 3rd position Spurs hosting surprisingly pesky West Brom. The…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Edition
I saw no need FOAR a special Sunday morning edition, and hoped that Day Two would bring a marked improvement. Shit in one hand,…
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