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Lesser Footy to Ease the Suffering
Day Two of living under the First Reich. Assuming we are not yet dead, here are the fixtures we shall use to kill off…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!
Yes, folks, it’s the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we’uns a client state…
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Returning From A Frightful Lesser and Greater Footy Weekend
Let’s DO BETTER, shall we? Things kick off bright and early Saturday (7:30, NBCSN), with 3rd position Spurs hosting surprisingly pesky West Brom. The…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Edition
I saw no need FOAR a special Sunday morning edition, and hoped that Day Two would bring a marked improvement. Shit in one hand,…
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FA Cup Starts in Earnest, No Everton/Foxy Footy TV??
Way to go, 2017. As of this writing, Fox Sports Go is all borken (won’t let me log in under my cable login or…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2016 Season (and Lesser Footy Preview of Sorts)
2016, the year of many unspeakable things, is dead. And with it NFL regulation time. As one can see, the conferences have neatly cleaved…
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Lesser Footy – A Raging Semi FOAR NYE!!
There are a smattering of Premiership games this morning, with Manure hosting 15th position Middlesbrough (10:00, NBCSN) getting feature treatment. Leicester/West Ham and Chelsea/Stoke…
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Lazy Wednesday JV NFL Open Thread
Embrace the nothingness with these fine fixtures: Pinstripe Bowl – Pitt vs. Northwestern (2:00, ESPN) The Mildcats are going to honor alum Craig Sager…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Boxing Day Edition (with Lesser Footy Previews)
Holy crap, NFL Network’s decision to turn a mild Christmas Sunday afternoon into Thursday Night magically transformed its usual fetid product, on a scale…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Shitsmas 2016 Edition
Holy fuck, that was an intense Christmas Eve afternoon, eh? Makes me kinda wish cigarettes did anything for me, so I could have one…