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Better Know A Bracket (2017) – Midwest Region
Welcome to the mildly difficult region that is the Midwest, home yet again to perennial #1 seed, U*NC of the Midwest, Kansas. But those…
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Better Know A Bracket (2017) – South Region
Have you EVAR wanted to see the Venn Diagram of a CBS wet dream? Well, it’s the cast of Big Bang Theory discussing the…
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Better Know A Bracket (2017) – East Region
As you may recall, Villanova saved what little dignity and self-respect 2016 had, winning the national title on a buzzer-beating dagger and denying Ol’…
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Better Watch an (Early) Selection Show
Who moved this bastard to 5:30?? Anyhoo, Nova and Duke both get the shaft, the East is a bear and a half, and of…
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“All Things Cancelled” Lesser Footy Thread
Unless you are interested in the FA Cup quarterfinals (which has caused the rash of cancellations), there ain’t much going on. I have little…
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Lesser Footy Before the Madness
Yes, it’s almost time to be consumed with our office pools and the like. But first, there is some unfinished business in the Prem…
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Welcoming Back Lesser Footy WITHOUT Claudio Ranieri
Yes, footy will definitely be way less foxy without his grinning face on the sidelines. Leicester remain alive in the Champions League (despite a…
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Wake the Fuck Up to Lesser Footy!!
Original Art randomly left on the counter by one of my kids mid-week. Seemed fitting enough, FFS. No matches next week, so these’ll have…
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Lesser Footy – The Battle FOAR Europe
No, this is not about which will be the next domino to fall to Putin’s “information war” fascism (thank fuck). Chelsea hosts 3rd position…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Sunday (2016 Season)
Unfortunately for the portly folk of greater Wisconsin, the Superb Owl was not in fact played last weekend. THIS weekend, Green Bay put on…
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