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  • In Honor of Xmas Ape, Some Not-So-Terrible Towels.

    In Honor of Xmas Ape, Some Not-So-Terrible Towels.

    August 2, 2015

    I could write a long love letter to Christmas Ape and (almost) everyone at KSK, past and present. I may still. However, I think…

  • Sexy Friday Is Properly Inflated

    July 31, 2015

    Christina Hendricks   Denise Milani   Hayley Atwell   Sarah McDonald   Nina Agdal   Bryana Holly   Emily Ratajkowski   Tina Louise  …

  • What’s Next?

    What’s Next?

    July 31, 2015

    Xmas Ape has left KSK, and KSK may soon follow. This site is basically the spiritual successor to KSK like KSK was the creation…

  • HUMPS DAY

    July 29, 2015

  • Sexy Friday Doesn’t Require RSVP

    July 24, 2015

    Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions…

  • Slutty Saturday

    July 18, 2015

    Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1)   Alessandra…

  • And A Sexy Friday To You, Sirs and Madames

    July 17, 2015

    Let’s get down to why we’re all here: hardcore sexiness! And don’t forget to visit the gfycat video clip buffet.

  • HSIM

    July 13, 2015

    It’s Monday? So what. Dance, bitches! In 9 weeks, we’ll have MNF to use to ignore our problems.

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