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In Honor of Xmas Ape, Some Not-So-Terrible Towels.
I could write a long love letter to Christmas Ape and (almost) everyone at KSK, past and present. I may still. However, I think…
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Sexy Friday Is Properly Inflated
Christina Hendricks Denise Milani Hayley Atwell Sarah McDonald Nina Agdal Bryana Holly Emily Ratajkowski Tina Louise …
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What’s Next?
Xmas Ape has left KSK, and KSK may soon follow. This site is basically the spiritual successor to KSK like KSK was the creation…
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Sexy Friday Doesn’t Require RSVP
Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions…
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Slutty Saturday
Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1) Alessandra…
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And A Sexy Friday To You, Sirs and Madames
Let’s get down to why we’re all here: hardcore sexiness! And don’t forget to visit the gfycat video clip buffet.
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HSIM
It’s Monday? So what. Dance, bitches! In 9 weeks, we’ll have MNF to use to ignore our problems.