Sexy Friday Doesn’t Require RSVP

Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions asked. Tips are appreciated. I apologize for not providing a post last week about Rex Ryan's miracle flight. It's a long story, and you're here for boobs.  

Slutty Saturday

Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1)   Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (2)   Mädchen Amick, Dream Lover.   Rosabell Laurenti Sellers, Game of Thrones. (The Sand Snake that shows off her tits)   Natalie Dormer, The Counselor.   Natalie Dormer, GoT audition clip.   Leslie Bibb, Salem

HSIM

It's Monday? So what. Dance, bitches! In 9 weeks, we'll have MNF to use to ignore our problems.