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Sexy Friday – 20231027
TGIF! I know everyone is super excited about the World Series (GO SNEKS!) kicking off right as this publishes, so I’ll get on with…
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Sexy Friday – 20231020
TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That’s unhealthy. But!…
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Sexy Friday – 20231013
TGIF! Just realized it’s Friday the 13th. Have I just improved my social circles or is this date no longer talked about as a…
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Sexy Friday – 20231006
TGIF! It’s October everyone! Which means it’s time for pumpkin spiced everything! And Christmas decorations at your local Costco! But for me, this is…
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Sexy Friday – 20230929
TGIF! Who’s ready for another weekend crossover edition of Swifty and the NFL? Well, it’s happening anyway, so brace yourselves. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Sexy Friday – 20230922
TGIF! Everyone do a quick walk around their property in case the military left some equipment there. Survival – Personal Edition One of the…
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Sexy Friday – 20230915
TGIF! Glad to see everyone make it through the week without a season ending injury, indictment, or impeachment inquiry! Well, I assume so anyway.…
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Sexy Friday – 20230908
TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get…
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Sexy Friday – 20230901
TGIF! And it’s Labor Day weekend! Also, JV NFL is back! There’s currently a war going on to claim the title of Miami. Good…
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Sexy Friday – 20230825
TGIF! Happy 4th indictment week! Also, happy week 0 for JV footy, for those that celebrate. Survival – Preseason Edition Knee Biters vs Jerry…