Author: scotchnaut

Rodgers: [commanding voice] “Hand me The Elder Scrolls, minion!” Trainer: “Oh, you mean the playbook?” Rodgers: [whiny voice] “Shut up!” God, sports yakkers just…

Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I’ve taught that having options is great so this is great. Fallout:…

Until tomorrow. It’s been a bit of a slog (he types at 12:20 EST) but we’ve been rewarded with this lovely fixture. Some folks…

That’s Flacco’s best side up above. Only three tilts and only one that’s compelling but if you’re a fan of buffoonery the Shield has…

There’s a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren’t that compelling. Panthers favored…

Are you ready for another shit ton of football? Not only do we get this extra tilt but there’s a doubleheader on Monday night…

Pull up a hammock/bean bag chair and make yourself comfy. This tilt might be entertaining in a morbid kind of way when all is…

Monday Funday? What the hell? No one has ever said that before-just ask Brenda Spencer. Let’s get down to business. Fallout: -I do like…

Some more hot divisional action, which is a good thing in theory. To The Game! Pats/Bills: -Interesting Matchup: Cook has rushed for 100 yards…

We’ve got four on this slate which is more than acceptable, just the one dud so that’s nice. To The Games! Bucs/Seahawks: Seattle’s offense…