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Book Cluster

Scene [clutches “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” tightly against chest while lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub] Oh hi.…

Football is so close I can almost taste Andy Reid’s discarded bib from his blitzkrieg-like invasion of a now bankrupt Golden Corral location in…

So… One truck is carrying two different orders for two separate restaurants, called Banana 1 and Banana 2, owned by the same individual. The…

Scene: Me reading a book, sitting on an overstuffed leather chair near an electric fireplace. Oh my! I didn’t hear you come in. How are…

Thursday is an overlooked day. But if you’re like me your weekend plans have crystallized for the most part on this day. If you…

How does some youngster in the Canadian wilderness become a Giants fan? Funny you should ask! Back in ’76(?) when I was but a…

I walked several kilometres (it’s a unit of measurement) earlier, did some damn laundry, some damn crossword puzzle and now I’m out of ideas.…