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Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread
Think of this evening, the one where the 4th running back on your team tries to beat off the fifth fella, as the scorched…
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Fantasy Players Ready To Bust Out
Did I ever tell you about the time I picked up Clinton Portis in the 11th round of my 2002 fantasy draft? You see,…
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Sunday Football Open Thread
Only two games on a Sunday. Is this the conference championships? Speaking of which, they are only [counts on fingers] like, 13 weeks away.…
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Your Very Long Intro To Today’s Football Games/Open thread
Let’s get right to it- Pitt at Buff: Martavis should get a significant amount of time because he’s out for the more realer games.…
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Your Rockin’ Friday Night Football Open Thread
CALLOOH! CALLAY! IT’S GAME DAY! Twas brillig this week wasn’t it? Tell me about it. Anyway, tonight we should see actual starters for a…
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Monday Nighter Open Thread
Welcome back to the NFL’s INJURY-RAMA! Spin the wheel and take your chances! Will it be an anchor of the offensive line like Phil…
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Afternoon Game Open Thread
I don’t know about you but I tend to not get a lot of things done on Sundays. If it can be tackled before…
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Saturday Pre Season Games Open Thread
Did you take the dog for a walk, do the groceries, the laundry, go for a run, go to the gym and kiss the…
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Friday Night Preseason Open Thread
Oh look! It’s football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues…
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Limited Edition Open Thread
She’s a hot one, ain’t she? If you want to stay hydrated the liquids must flow, so flow they shall. Right now I’m a…
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