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Your “Halloween Shows Up Early” Friday Evening Open Thread
Sorry not sorry. That’s just the way it goes sometimes. Normally, I do this theme for Halloween. But looking at the calendar I’m going…
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Wednesday Motivational – How Ya Living?
Originally I had planned to end this series last week. But I received an email a few days ago which changed my mind. It…
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Your “Extremely Abbreviated” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning: You’re not getting much out of me tonight. We’ve been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle…
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Wednesday Motivational – Your Family, Your Religion…and The Green Bay Packers.
Some of you might not get that joke in the title. That’s OK. In the fall of 1982 I met a man. He was…
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Your “Stand Up And Cheer!!!” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s the first weekend of NCAA Football…2019 version. Several games have already been played. Clemson rolled over GT, as expected. I hate those asshats. …
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Wednesday Motivational – The Most Valuable Currency There Is
I very reluctantly listened to this speech. I didn’t expect to be moved to tears by this one. But I was. I’m not going…
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Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread
Oy, it’s been quite the week. I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People…
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Wednesday Motivational – Draw The Line
Balls Of Steel And Fury likes to say that his mantra is “Live and Let Die”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7aGAIWe3uE And while I wouldn’t phrase it that…
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Wednesday Motivational – Be Kind
I’m about to sound like a crazed Hippie. Don’t care. I try to be kind to every stranger I meet and also with those…
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Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, I’m not joking. August 12 is “Middle Child Day”. It’s official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT’S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!…