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Author: theeWeeBabySeamus
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Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened…
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Wednesday Motivational – Three Days Late
With the NFL Season approaching, you jerkweeds have had a lot of kontent this week. So I pushed this back until midday today. –…
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Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m a horrible person. I’ve known this for a while. For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you…
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Your “It’s Gonna Be A Long Year” Baltimore Ravens Preview
I’ll be honest. Because of life stuff I’ve only been paying half attention (even if that) to the Ratbirds’ offseason. But here’s what I…
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tWBS On Relationships – VI The Final Chapter (at least for now)
There’s a reason why we went backwards chronologically. At the end of this one, hopefully you’ll understand. This story is a bit convoluted in…
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Your “Very Hastily Written And Poorly Researched” Carolina Panthers Preview
OK, so even though I live in North Carolina, and not by choice by the way, I am not a Panthers fan. In fact,…
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Your “You Should Be Dancing” Friday Evening Open Thread
Something about me which will probably surprise most of you probably…. I very much enjoy dancing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m…
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Wednesday Motivational – Have No Regrets
All of us have differences of opinions at times. We get into arguments with one another. We get angry. We say things sometimes that…
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tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 2)
I started this story last week. And I tried to be very careful in what I said and how I said it. I will admit…
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Your “A Rose By Any Other Name” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m on the road again this week. Unexpectedly. VERY Unexpectedly actually. So I didn’t have time to plan ahead. Which more or less means…