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Your “Minimum Effort” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Not much talky talk tonight. Almost none at all, actually. I’m not in the mood. Besides, the more I talk, the more I get…
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Your “Final Warning” Monday Evening Open Thread
This coming weekend (phrasing), Saturday June 8th to be specific, the first annual DFO LA Metro Pub Crawl is happening. All DFO lurkers, commentists,…
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Your “Sometimes Less Is More” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK, I have to be careful here. Because I respect women a great deal. And I sincerely mean that. In fact ironically, trying very…
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Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I’m mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I’m traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it…
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Why Have People Become So Anti-Social?
Social media has become a catchphrase. And the number of platforms available for it are almost uncountable. Unrecognizable. But is it social? No, it’s…
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Your “Junk In The Trunk” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend BallsofSteelandFury . Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting…
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Your “If A Woman Speaks And No One Listens Her Name Is Probably Mom” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. You know what that means. OK, let’s just ignore that. Anywhooooo….. I was going to use the term “MILFs” in…
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Your “Your Balls Are Bouncing” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week in tWBS Depresses Everyone…. My father would have turned 80 years old yesterday had he lived. Unfortunately, he died a little over…
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Your “3rd Annual Hockey Chicks” Friday Evening Open Thread
Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside. Anywhoooo….. For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh…
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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…