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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3, 2017
Fair warning…this could get ugly… As you were all warned….errrrrr told last week, I am filling in for ballsofsteelandfury on AFL Beat for the…
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Your “Saturday Night Cucker” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I know. That title’s gonna need some ‘splaining. For now let’s just say things got weird(er than normal) around the poker table last…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7c
Editor’s Note: Welcome to the 3rd and final installment of NOGALES WEEK!!!!!! Yeah, yeah, don’t worry….this is it. Well at least for Nogales, anyway. …
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TGISF…aka Your “The Pimp is Too Apathetic to Think of a Theme This Week” Sexy Friday Open Thread
OK, so for the first time in like….wait, how long have I been the Pimp of [DFO] again???? …. Anyway, I’m too lazy to…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b
Editor’s Note: Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!! (crickets chirping) … Yeah well, anyway… Fair warning, if you haven’t begun…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7a
Editors’ Note: Welcome to Nogales Week!! This week’s installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the…
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TGISF…aka Your “ABC Final Four, and also Wrestlemania Apparently” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I admit it’s another really messed up title this week. But I’m not intentionally being cryptic this time. It’s really very simple… ABC:…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6
Editor’s Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of…substance… before reading this. It gets…weird. Other Editor’s Note: Way ahead of you. And…
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TGISF…aka Your “Yeah, The Lollipop Helped a Little” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Soooooo…. More cryptic titles from your ol’ pal tWBS? You’re darned tootin’. I need to keep you folks on your toes, don’t I? This…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 5
[Interior of Dave, crossing into Baja California Sur, 7:08 AM] tWBS: So, how’s it going, Mr. … wait, I had something for this! balls:…