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Author: theeWeeBabySeamus
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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …
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Kyrie Irving Proves Why Kolledge Isn’t Fo’ Evahbody
Sometimes, one and done is better….Irving recently reiterated his belief that the Earth is flat. (NOT a joke)
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TGISF…aka Your “Post-Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So, Valentine’s Day has come and gone. And you, gentle kommentists, thought you were in the clear. You did the dinner or the flowers…
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TGISF…aka “Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario…
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Scott Boras reveals that Bryce Harper played through ‘an issue’ last season
Who gives a shit??????? He made more money than me last year. Screw you Bryce Harper. Screw you Scott Boras. Sincerely, tWBS
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Psssssst…. HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!! You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self] Oh come on. It’s Funny!!!! ARE YOU…
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TGISF…aka Your “Pro Bowl Weekend” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason. And…
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2017 On Pace to “Out-Suck” 2016
Royals’ Yordano Ventura, 25, killed in car crash in Dominican Republic.
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TGISF…aka “Conference Championship” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes….Conference Championship Sunday. If I’m being honest…historically speaking at least…I’ve always preferred Conference Champs Sunday (CCS) to Superb Owl Sunday (SBS). The reasons…