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Sunday Gravy Season Premiere!: The Low Cost of Luxury.
Good morning Gravy heads! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Now that we’ve finished another mostly disappointing NFL season, we can get back to…
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Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.
Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for…
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DFO Hate week continues: The Modern American “Muscle” Car.
Yeah, I’m gonna vent. Maybe borderline hate here. What the everloving fuckall is this fucking shit? This? VVVRRROOOOM! I am the fiercest vehicle in…
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A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…
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Your “It’s a long way until your next Monday Night Football Game” open thread
Good evening all. Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday interlude. Sorry about the title of this post but this is the first Monday since…
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So this Christmas thing is staring us right in the face Sunday Night Football Open Thread.
Greetings festive Festive-makers! It’s your old friend and food guy, yeah right here giving our own Scotchy a much needed holiday respite. There are…
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At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.
image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it’s time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In…
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Boots on the Ground! Hollywood Bowl for Vampire Weekend.
One of the ongoing features that we here at [DFO] will periodically share is our “Boots On The Ground” series. When one of our…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…
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THE ROAD to Area 51
banner image via He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was…