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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!

January 16, 2017

Yes, folks, it’s the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we’uns a client state…

Semi-Instant Balls Thoughts – Divisional Day One

January 15, 2017

Well, those were two games, weren’t they? So far, this tourney has gone straight chalk. Not one upset to be had and not one…

Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

January 12, 2017

A full #content day here at [DFO]’s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed…

A Primer For Newly-Orphaned Chargers Fans

January 12, 2017

The San Diego Chargers have returned home, to their original home of Los Angeles. (Is that how I do it, LA Rams fans?) Regardless…

MVP: A Conversation

January 12, 2017

Lisa Salters: And, as Sean and Jon mentioned before the break, MVP balloting is closed but we will hear about who the Associated…

ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown

January 12, 2017

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…

Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes

January 10, 2017

If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…

CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition

January 10, 2017

Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished…