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Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
A full #content day here at [DFO]’s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed…
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A Primer For Newly-Orphaned Chargers Fans
The San Diego Chargers have returned home, to their original home of Los Angeles. (Is that how I do it, LA Rams fans?) Regardless…
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MVP: A Conversation
Lisa Salters: And, as Sean and Jon mentioned before the break, MVP balloting is closed but we will hear about who the Associated…
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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes
If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…
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CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition
Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished…
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FA Cup Starts in Earnest, No Everton/Foxy Footy TV??
Way to go, 2017. As of this writing, Fox Sports Go is all borken (won’t let me log in under my cable login or…
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Rogue 23: A Skol Wars Story
[Exterior, Space. The camera pans through the cold black nothingness of the void. The underside of a Star Destroyer slowly passes into frame, until…
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NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That’s a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired. Coaches be gettin’ rumored. Let’s get…
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The Banshee Screams For Buffalo Meat
Oh men. MEN! Lend me your ears; I come to bury Rex, not to praise him. The naughty shit that men do lives…