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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…
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Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls
“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…
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Meanwhile, At The BirdMurderDome…
[EXTERIOR, Minneapolis] [Six bedraggled figures, backs stooped and all but one swathed in many layers of mismatched clothing , huddle in a doorway to…
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CrimeBeat! Triumphant Return Edition
Oh men. MEN! I apologize, from the deepest cockles of my heart, for the no-doubt-emotionally-devastating wasteland that your lives have been during the prolonged…
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A Large Cup of Boiling, Seething Hate
When I was a little kid, my mother would make something called “honey coffee.” Which was coffee with cream and sugar. I would go…
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“Fuck the Midwest” Edition – Weekend Lesser Footy Preview
You can take the states of Meeeechigan and Ohio and use them exclusively for nuclear waste storage for all I care. Oh, and I…
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Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive’s…
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Better Know a Deity: Shan’Khor
It’s time for another installment of Better Know a Deity. Sure, we all know the big names in the football pantheon like BLEERGH, BOLTMAN!…
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The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…