Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 12: The 1966 Peel Trident

The Maestro - March 30, 2023March 29, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! Just over two weeks out from the start of the USFL season and nobody still has a fucking clue what's going on. Who the hell's gonna start at

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - March 28, 2023March 28, 2023

The last one. Sweet mother of god am I ever eager to get this league over with. A night at the alley with friends while luring meeting lady tourists? Great time. 4 months of league bowling? Sure, that’s swell. I can do those things and enjoy them. But almost 7 full months

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 11: The 1963 Chrysler Turbine

The Maestro - March 23, 2023March 22, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! LOOK WHAT I STOLE FROM THAT FUCKIN' WOP'S GARAGE! God DAMN, this is gonna be AWESOME. First I take this show from him, now I'm getting his rides!

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 10: The 1961 Amphicar

The Maestro - March 16, 2023March 15, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! All eyes on basketball this week, which I guess means that I'll be a little distracted from thinking about my old man passing last week. Great dude, that

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 9: The 1957 King Midget Model 3

The Maestro - March 9, 2023March 8, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! LOOKS LIKE THAT STUPID INTERNET ASSHOLE IS LOSIN' FUCK TONS OF MONEY AGAIN. No, not THAT stupid internet asshole, the OTHER one. With the bad jokes and all

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - March 7, 2023March 7, 2023

The final month. The stretch drive. The long walk off a short pier. That’s where we are finally at in this endless winter of a bowling season. The sun is out, the snow is gone, yard waste collection has resumed, but the league year continues unabated. It cares not for

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 8: The 1957 Waterman Aerobile

The Maestro - March 2, 2023March 1, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! Just a month and a half out from the season opener against Philly. God, that gets my balls throbbin'. Or maybe that's just dehydration. Whatever. Feels great all

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 7: The 1942 L’Oeuf Electrique

The Maestro - February 23, 2023February 22, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The mother-fuckin' USFL is back!!! Wait, fuck, apparently that's the XFL. Who the fuck knows anymore. Look, you're kidding yourself if you think you can remember the difference

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 6: The 1933 Fuller Dymaxion

The Maestro - February 16, 2023February 15, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The NFL is over? FUCK. You mean I gotta WORK now to get geared up for the USFL? Son of a BITCH. These shitmonglers know that they're makin'

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica

The Maestro - February 9, 2023February 8, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl. Never have, never will. Ain't never won it ONCE in my whole goddamn career. Fuckin' fancy pricks. Bet they don't even

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 4: The 1920 Briggs & Stratton Flyer

The Maestro - February 2, 2023February 1, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I'll tell you one thing, brother. I wouldn't piss on Tom Brady if he was on fuckin' fire. I wish nothin' but hate on that dude. Fuckin' ruined

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 3: The 1913 Scripps-Booth Bi-AutoGo

The Maestro - January 26, 2023January 25, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! USFL commish says we gotta start takin' a look at our rosters to figure shit out soon. FUCK THAT. It's BURNOUT SEASON, baby. Colder temps mean more rubber