MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 15, 2023August 15, 2023

2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to the eventual champion Rams, Tampa had reason to feel good about their chances. Tom Brady returned from 40 days in the desert of spending time with his beautiful

Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 14, 2023August 14, 2023

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2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and yet they have never shaken that Expansion Franchise stink despite playing in two Super Bowls- which I attribute to their insistence on teal-adjacent colors. They exist solely to

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 18: The 2013 Youabian Puma

The Maestro - May 11, 2023May 10, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! WE FINALLY FUCKING WON A GAME! GOD, THAT GETS MY DICK HARD. We're going on a fucking ROLL from here on out. I can feel it. I'm vibrating

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 17: The 2009 Covini C6W

The Maestro - May 4, 2023May 3, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKER MEMPHIS SHOWBOATS, I CALL THEM THE SS MINNOWS. AN 0-3 START TO THE SEASON GETS YOU EXECUTED AT CENTER FIELD IN ARENA BALL. God DAMMIT,

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 16: The 2005 Citroën C3 Pluriel

The Maestro - April 27, 2023April 27, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT FUCKIN' BACK? MY GODDAMN FOOTBALL TEAM. FUCK, DO WE FUCKIN' SUCK. Holy SHIT. Practise this week is nothing but suicides and Oklahoma drills.

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 15: The 1983 Glenfrome Facet

The Maestro - April 20, 2023April 19, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! WE ALMOST HAD THOSE FUCKIN' ASSHOLES LAST WEEK. God, I fucking hate all of Philly's guts. Every last one of 'em. God DAMN, I am gonna rip Brady

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 14: The 1975 Bricklin SV-1

The Maestro - April 13, 2023April 12, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! You want an opener for the show? FUCK YOU. I got a team to coach tonight in a season opener. You get show openers whenever the fuck I

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)

WCS - April 6, 2023April 5, 2023

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Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 13: The 1970 Bond Bug

The Maestro - April 6, 2023April 5, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! You wanna know some fucking FACTS about football? Well, I'll fuckin' tell you: with the Showboats listed at +500 to win the USFL title, that's a good fuckin'

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 12: The 1966 Peel Trident

The Maestro - March 30, 2023March 29, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! Just over two weeks out from the start of the USFL season and nobody still has a fucking clue what's going on. Who the hell's gonna start at

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - March 28, 2023March 28, 2023

The last one. Sweet mother of god am I ever eager to get this league over with. A night at the alley with friends while luring meeting lady tourists? Great time. 4 months of league bowling? Sure, that’s swell. I can do those things and enjoy them. But almost 7 full months

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 11: The 1963 Chrysler Turbine

The Maestro - March 23, 2023March 22, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! LOOK WHAT I STOLE FROM THAT FUCKIN' WOP'S GARAGE! God DAMN, this is gonna be AWESOME. First I take this show from him, now I'm getting his rides!