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Stab My Ears with Broken Mirros
I love music. You name it, I will listen to it. Except new country, I’d rather be locked in a closet with Cris Collinsworth,…
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CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition
Brothers and sisters and those in between, I thank you for joining the DFO congregation on this glorious day. It is a day of…
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Drowning Lessons, A Look at My Shitty Pool
So summer is over at my pool. Boo fucking hoo. I hate the place and wish it sprung a gigantic hole that allowed water…
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We Won’t Have Mike Carey To Kick Around Any More
(We open on a conference room at CBS Sports studios, where Sean McManus is obviously getting ready to deliver bad news to someone. Several low-…
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CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition
/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from…
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CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU…
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A Stupid, Pointless Game Played by Top Shelf Douchebags
The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. I was 30 and he was 64. I was on a golf…
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CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition
So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition
Whelp, that’s what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some…