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CrimeBeat!: Booooooooooorrred
Mother pus bucket…this is what I have to deal with? Jesus, the phrase is “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” You’re handing me…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Homebrew Edition
Ahoy-hoy, fellow beer coneseu connisor enthusiasts! Make it Snow is out again this week, presumably hiding from (or fleecing) the locust-like hordes of street…
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CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House
Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the…
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CrimeBeat!: For Whom The Bell-End Tolls
It was another boring week here at CrimeBeat!- no one went batshit at the Combine, there were no Fax Machine Malfunctions at the franchise…
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CrimeBeat!: Seriously, What the S**t, Joseph Randle?
It’s C-c-c-c-c-c-Combine Week, bitches! So far, no one has gotten arrested or been struck by divine enlightenment in Indy, but it’s early, so *fingers…
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VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel’s red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE…
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CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!
It’s our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It’s been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by…
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DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia
Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage (“He’s…
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Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread
Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know…